Sick Time is different than healthy time. You move a lot slower. So ten minutes early is 3 minutes late in sick time.

I lost the fantasy football championship game by 1 point. My stinking QB actually scored -3 pts.

Something I am proud of... no gambling in months.

My favorite thing about Christmas is all the fresh baked cookies!

I'm not buying anyone a present until January 1st. It's my new tradition.

I think Oprah is a scam. Kinda like Benny Hinn but without the hitting and speaking in tongues.
They both still make a ton of money and are worshipped by the masses.

Since I am sick, if I leave right now, I will only be a few minutes late to work. Sick time is tricky...